DEATH TREE!!!!!

Did u see the tree above? I dont know what its name in english but in malay we called it "Pokok Ara". I take this picture at sandakan somewhere in Batu Sapi area. my sister in law (not yet actually) told me that the tree have a story. She told me that this "pokok Ara" have a spiritual. It killed two man who was trying to cut down the tree. Till now no one dare to cut down the tree. the project contractor have made a RM20k offer to anyone willing to cut down the tree. So anyone up for the challenge? Can make easy money lol.


A close-up shot of the tree.

"keluarga saya"

RESTORAN VARGINA OR VAGINA?

ini restoran paling laku nie.....tengok itu nama restoran sija pun sudah tau. :P
Ada juga bah nie nama restoran kan...pusing2 sikit ayat tu len suda maksud dia tu. wakkkaa

Tatoo kids

who's your parents kid???

Kids in Grade School Nowadays Think Fast

TEACHER: Why are you late?
JACK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
JACK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

SURAT PUTUS CINTA

Seorang gadis kampung, Timah, ingin memutuskan hubungan dengan boyfriend omputihnya melelui surat. Suratnya berbunyi begini:-

Hi,

My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my LIVER. I hav been crying until no more eye water. I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!

The true,

Timah

Teknik ReBonding

Beli lah buatan Malaysia. Shampoo Sedal!!!

Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!!

Q: What is the similarity between men
and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar
to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a
month lasts about 5- days and if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big
trouble.

Q: What's the difference between
biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or
mom, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbor, then it is
sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak &
exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day
as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said
3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a
movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt. Guess where it would
have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the
river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his
clothes.All the animals laughed. Tarzan
asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. " Your tail
is in front ".

What Does Love Mean?

“Love means never having to say you're sorry.”

“Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late”


“When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.”


“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.”


“Falling in love with someone isn't always going to be easy... Anger... tears... laughter.. It's when you want to be together despite it all. That's when you truly love another. I'm sure of it.”


“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over.”

 
“Why is it, when your looking for that someone, you find no one, but, once you find it, a lot more choices start showing up? But, if you leave that first love, then, they all start drifting away? Is that love's way of testing your true feelings or to”


“I worked so hard for that first kiss
And a heart don’t forget something like that
Like an old photograph
Time can make a feeling fade
But the memory of a first love
Never fades away.”


I LOVE You Danny :)
Thanks for helping me understand what does love mean.

KAWANKU

this song ah so sucks lar....hehehe...but nice to hear lar. muahahahahah.

Pet Python???

oh my god!!!!... so big. Buli bikin pusas untuk 1 bulan kama nie. lolz

SITI N DATUK K's song