Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!!

Q: What is the similarity between men
and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar
to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a
month lasts about 5- days and if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big
trouble.

Q: What's the difference between
biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or
mom, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbor, then it is
sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak &
exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day
as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said
3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a
movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt. Guess where it would
have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the
river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his
clothes.All the animals laughed. Tarzan
asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. " Your tail
is in front ".