who's your parents kid???
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Kids in Grade School Nowadays Think Fast
TEACHER: Why are you late?
JACK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
JACK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
JACK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
JACK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
SURAT PUTUS CINTA
Seorang gadis kampung, Timah, ingin memutuskan hubungan dengan boyfriend omputihnya melelui surat. Suratnya berbunyi begini:-
Hi,
My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my LIVER. I hav been crying until no more eye water. I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!
The true,
Timah
Hi,
My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my LIVER. I hav been crying until no more eye water. I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!
The true,
Timah
Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!!
Q: What is the similarity between men
and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar
to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a
month lasts about 5- days and if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big
trouble.
Q: What's the difference between
biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or
mom, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbor, then it is
sociology.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak &
exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day
as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said
3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a
movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt. Guess where it would
have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the
river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his
clothes.All the animals laughed. Tarzan
asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. " Your tail
is in front ".
and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar
to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a
month lasts about 5- days and if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big
trouble.
Q: What's the difference between
biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or
mom, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbor, then it is
sociology.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak &
exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day
as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said
3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a
movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt. Guess where it would
have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the
river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his
clothes.All the animals laughed. Tarzan
asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. " Your tail
is in front ".
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